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  • 《生日宴会中语出惊人的有趣生日谚语》

    不管是自己过生日还是为朋友过生日都要说几句感概的话,其中每个人的话都有所不同,反映了其当时的心情,生日感慨也可以用搞笑的话语来做开场白。

    生日宴会中语出惊人的有趣生日谚语

    下面是我们收集的30句很有意思的生日开场白:

    1、Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”

    Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”

    “Really? like a newborn baby?”

    “Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

    2、About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.- Gloria Pitzer

    3、The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

    4、Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.- - Joan Rivers

    5、You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

    6、Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

    7、My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord-only-knows.

    8、For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

    9、Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

    10、You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.- Bob Hope

    11、Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

    12、Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

    13、You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

    14、A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck

    15、Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

    16、Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

    17、When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

    18、With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

    19、Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.- Robert Frost

    20、Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. - Mary Schmich

    21、The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. - Samuel Johnson

    22、Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.- Ogden Nash

    23、After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. - Bette Midler

    24、One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

    25、When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.-Mark Twain

    26、A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. - R. C. Ferguson

    27、If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. - Euripedes

    28、Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

    29、Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

    30、Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Father Larry Lorenzoni

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